The Cold Cruiser Floating Cooler "stretchshortsleeveseersucker" Materials: These trunks are made

Materials: These trunks are made from a 4-way stretch cotton/polyester/spandex blend and have a classic drawstring waist

then go straight to sleep

this one-piece swimsuit hits high on the hips and rides low in the back — just like your mom rocked it back in the day

Nothing says "oh hey there backyard-luau-bbq-on-a-friday afternoon" like this perfectly crafted

The Cold Cruiser Floating Cooler "stretchshortsleeveseersucker" Materials: These trunks are madeMeet the greatest floating cooler known to man. You: "Hello greatest floating cooler known to man." Greatest Floating Cooler Known To Man: "Sup." The stuff about it: IT FLOATS It has a cooler in the middle of it that fits a 12 pack of La Croix It has four cupholders YOU CAN PUT CANS OF ADULT BEVERAGES IN THOSE CUPHOLDERS It has two plastic handles for handling it It's 2. 25' wide and 1' tall