Hellhound Hallucinations polarized In the spirit of futurism

In the spirit of futurism

like these futuristic blue Best Dystopia Ever VRG goodr sunglasses

The polarised non-reflective brown lenses and lightweight

and the polarised lenses have UV400 protection– but they definitely won’t help you pass a Voight-Kampff test

Hellhound Hallucinations polarized In the spirit of futurismWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.)